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 17.02.2014
Improvement of emergency services by introducing paid calls.
I have a friend - an ambulance doctor, so here she told me about her calls, and one of the " funny":
Coming to the family husband and wife (aged 30 years) pregnant with normal stomach already. The husband complains that the eggs hurt, he naturally the first question: "When was the last time?" - "how did they know that she was pregnant", well, accordingly he and indicated the ways of treatment: wife or hand. He: "My mother told me that it was bad, I will not, and my wife is not so educated." - "Now what do you want from the ambulance?" - "Now do something, I am sick!"
So, as long as such idiots, even if 100% law-obedient will spend time on the ambulance, considering them actually prostitutes, you will not have the ambulance to come.
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