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 20.02.2014
The Prehistory:
My wife is undergoing repairs. After laying the plate, it turned out that it was placed slightly curved and it would be necessary to cut a piece of one tile a little. The girl is all in trouble and in despair. I comfort her: say, nothing, cut, do not worry. She: How is it? The tiles are already folded. I replied that I would bring the dremel and carefully sign them straight to the spot. was impressed.
History of:
The next day, the girl came to work in a women's team and shared with colleagues her enthusiasm about the wonderful and mysterious sleeping. The girls googled. In the end he wrote to me:
- I'm barely on my hands here because she's ready for a gift for the 23rd :)
What? what? Are you going to break down? What about the shaving foam? What about socks?
– and 😉
“No, I’m glad of course for their men, but you should at least advise your girls to wrap the dressing in socks for decency before handing it over. It is not possible to abandon the tradition so radically.

P.S If you are one of the gifted on the 23rd, don’t thank you 😉
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