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 22.02.2014
aaa: I understood, this is the law of wickedness – well, you know, as soon as you start brushing your teeth or go in the shower, the phone immediately rings. So, with dates exactly the same - unwashed head and unfresh manicure directly attract invitations!
BBB: Oh, and if you don't shave your legs and get into the old stretched, flowered cowboys - then sex is guaranteed!
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