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 26.02.2014
Everyone already knows that if you rattle a laughing dog from the whole roof, it can cool the attacker. A surprising incident happened yesterday. I go on a bicycle, I eat, two dogs fly out, one small, the other good such (in the sense of large enough) hairy puddle, - and rushed to me with laughter. I usually strike my whole throat in response. The small dwarfed and fled, the large confusedly silenced, ran forward and lay under the fence in the shade. I pass through. Silence is watching. I go further - another small stitch (well, relatively small, the size of a spaniel) is flying out under the next fence, and it's good to laugh at me too! Thus, I think, the two former ones, as is usually the case, will stretch, and the three will be harder to swallow. What a surprise was it to me when that lame dog who watched me out of the shadow of the back run to this new seam, wrapped it and dragged it back under the fence! Tip - don't stick, it's your guy, verified. I wonder, what did I do to them?
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