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 03.09.2008
I walk with a friend by the pharmacy. Fuck, I wanted to buy an anal lubricant for fun with my girlfriend! A friend on this occasion refused to go with me: "I better wait on the street." "I go in, I patiently wait until the unnecessary witnesses leave, I stretch the money for this, anal," "as two acquaintances enter the pharmacy. Immediately they start to rust, of course... I go out all red, show a friend a bowl, stand together - read, at the same time telling about the incident in the pharmacy. The acquaintances come out, and seeing us two with the bank in their hands, they knock even harder. I without a back-think point to a friend on them: "Here... these guys...". It was "No-No-No-No...!!!and "
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