bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 41 - ]
 28.02.2014
We sit on a trip to Omsk, a partner on betrayal, fighting in Kiev, his aunt there, two days can not call, do not answer the phones, his wife in Moscow is all nervous. Communication is bad. I’m telling him a fairy tale from this site about improving communication if you say BOMB, TERRORISM, ARMS, PATRON. Porzhali, returned home, we call, he says to me: - But it works! I have already forgotten, in confusion, he explains to me: - once twenty-year-old woman calls my mother's phone (KYEV), then collapse, then it is not heard, then interference, I advised her to pronounce these words, and as by magic, twenty minutes spoke, as they sat next to!!! to
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1402/o140227.html#8
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna