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 02.03.2014
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Harsh Brazilians punished a young criminal caught trying to rob a house...After the robber was reliably tied to his arms and legs, an angry crowd struck him on a antshop. Unhappy with the invasion of their home insects immediately started to bite an uninvited guest.

Comment: When I was a child, I persuaded a boy to sit on a antshop, saying that it was cool and all that. He sat on it for quite a long time – completely voluntarily, unconnected – they bit him, crawled on him. Then he asked, why am I not sitting? I said, I’m a fool, am I sitting on a antscreen? He followed me half a day later with the oak and snatched the ants from himself.

Please don’t compare the cute ants of Russia from the moderate strip and that hell from Brazil in the tropics.
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