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 03.09.2008
Fuck, yesterday I drank with friends, sat down, then yes... I go home shortly, I decided to wash and wash my hands... Parallelly I talk with my tongue on my cell phone... Okay, I go to the bathroom, I turn on the water and my hands... In a few seconds I look at the soap and I am sharply sober: the soap is quietly lying in the soap machine. I have a phone in my hand, fucking. It is wet 😉
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