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 06.03.2014
XX: She always looked younger than her years.
Sometimes it really creates problems.
Here, I remember, when I was a young teacher, I was asked to take a shot in another body, where I was not known. When I entered the teacher’s wardrobe, the wardrobe maker stood up with her chest: “Students dress out there!”
I still remember my grandfather died during the active observance of the anti-alcohol law. The relatives prepared a commemorative table, and I and my breast-baby were sent out for a walk, and at the same time asked to buy vodka for the table. They refused to sell me vodka, citing the fact that I am not 21. My argument is that I didn’t have a child (or maybe I gave birth at 19 years old!). I did not have a passport, but I had a birthday card. And I bought vodka on a partner ticket!
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