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 04.09.2008
I figured where the world goes.
WOW: What about CHO?
xxx: my sister offered to help tie the ropes, so she jumped away from me in the corridor with screams "unexpectedly, David Blane" O_o
He really jumped from me in the direction of the kitchen, high and dumb! My father started x_x
Well, a normal sister, advanced :D
Oh, given that she is nine months pregnant, she started fighting and I was going to take her to the nursery. All the way she stood, then roared and asked, “Where do you take me, demon?” and when she saw the doctors at the entrance of the nursery, she said, “Here are these guys!”
O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o
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