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 16.03.2014
By analogy :
I fell asleep last night and dreamed that
The cat was born small.
creatures, green and slippery, c
Tissues and some other processes.
Lovecraft, you are making my dreams.

After 3 liters of beer in the guests, came home, went to bed. I dreamed that I caught a neighbor's cat and told him something, in the end the cat turned around and looked at me and said to me in human language: "Moreover, man, go away from me with his verbal diarrhea, I need to do something, eat to sleep Murka fuck. Then, judging by my face, the cat realized that he was burning, bitten my hand and ran away. In the morning I woke up with an unclear sense of anxiety, closer and lunch went to visit the neighbor, I sat talking I saw the cat as in a dream and tried to catch / chew, surprisingly the stumpy cat gave in his arms and quietly sat loudly murmuring. When the neighbor said he was surprised by the peaceful behavior of the cat. Just coming home I remembered the dream, and losing the hurt hand... I am scared
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