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 19.03.2014
Hi to. I am a Russian occupier. It happened historically.
I occupied Siberia. Now there is oil, gas, aluminum and a lot of other useful things. Now there are cities where there are multi-storey houses. Now it is not possible to sell women there for the clothes, as it was before the Russians.
I occupied the Baltic. He built factories and power plants there. Instead of the funny guys. The Baltics made high-end radio equipment and cars. I was asked to leave there. Now there are mining stoves, and the majority of the working population cleans the Eurunitas.
I occupied Ukraine. I also built factories and power plants there. Ukraine made aircraft engines, ships, tanks and cars. I was asked to leave there. Now there are produced mayans in commodity quantities. No more is produced there.
You know what? I had to apologize for being an occupant. I am an occupant. The right of birth. The device of the Kalashnikov machine, I know better than the device of the milk nipple. I am an aggressor and a bloodthirsty wretch. be afraid.
It was I who burned Moscow in order not to give it to Napoleon Bonaparte, but how did Bonaparte end it? It was I who sat in the cave near Volokolamsk, realizing that the Germans would not be able to hold back, where are the Germans today, where is their damn Hitler? Everyone came home to me who was not lazy. Turkish, English, Polish, German and French. Earth was enough for everyone - 2.5 meters for each.
I was, am and will be a Russian occupier.
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