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 21.03.2014
My daughter is a deeply unhappy man, with a difficult, as she thinks, fate. First of all, she has to go to school. This is the second year, and it becomes clear that this is only the beginning. Secondly, there are also questions on the house, and not just ask, but really a lot and on all subjects. Thirdly, and this is especially difficult, her younger brother does not go to school - in the most outspoken and outspoken way he somehow got the right to chase all the machines in the kindergarten, and when my poor Lena comes home, and even after the choreography, at seven in the evening, the atmosphere in the house acquires a painful, and sometimes a bloody shade. "Why can he play all night, everything is possible, and I have to do lessons? That is unfair!” A lot of tears. Books stuck in the floor. Drama is short. Of course, it’s not always so bad, but sometimes, unfortunately, it’s so. They really ask a lot. Especially obsessing (and me too) is the subject called "the surrounding world". If the mathematics set at the house Russian or there is somewhat more compact and in the case, what, look, then the stupid "circuit" is not so complicated as it is voluminous and takes all the strength, and the time is just a car. What is there reading before going to bed, what cartoons... Read so many pages, answer questions in writing on three pages, draw your family, paint a picture of a grandmother of three, see the picture where the girl watered the ficus correctly and explain why. etc. I would like to look in the eye of the worker’s notebook... And here we go somehow from choreography. With a heavy one, with a rehearsal in Hungarian folk costumes. It is dark already. is hungry. Do you have to endure three more stops, and then you think of some rainbow prospects? No - fast dinner and urgently finish the lessons, and most importantly - the "circuit". The daughter decides to be completely unhappy, lists what is wrong with her and why life is so unbearable. Lots of colourful and convincing details. Reminds in accuracy (this is the memory of children) what exactly 15 tasks on the surroundings to do and why it is terrible, impossible and unfair. and tears. I sympathize, and of course I will try to help, but still I do not endorse it and chronic useless pessimism, it does not lead to anything good that she knows. So I react calmly, or rather already (from the twentieth minute) almost nothing. A heart-hearted elderly woman, seeing that my heart is hard and the child is crying, asks the child, what happened. And Lena, a beautiful, tears-filled girl with a bat on her head, raises her blue eyes and loudly, clearly, with a tremendous power of feeling honestly answers: Lord, how I hate the world around me!
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