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 22.03.2014
I was deeply pregnant, 8 or 8.5 months. The belly has already become a stomach, large and round, well in the sense... very noticeable. One day I was going to visit a friend. I call her to tell her that I am going out, and she asks me on the way to go to the pharmacy and buy... a pregnancy test.
I go to the pharmacy, approach the window and say to my aunt in a white coat:
Hi to you! Please do a pregnancy test.
My aunt looks at me carefully. First in my eyes, then very attentively on my not small stomach, then again in my eyes and with a gentle, kind, stealthy voice asks:
What do you doubt?
I, entering into the essence of what is happening, say with a stone face:
and yes!
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