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 02.04.2014
<Gzews> And I remember here with one sweetheart I met by chance. We talked a long time about Sam. Then it came to me that we did not present ourselves:

I: What is your name?
She is Eva.
I am ("electronic" voice): And I was Vaallll-Iyi!
She is: Uff! How did you get me all, idiots?

She doesn’t talk to me anymore.)
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