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 07.04.2014
I was in Moscow in the year 81.
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You, fucking, will be very surprised, but in this very north, the sausage was not at all, neither on the counter nor without it. Because all the rapidly corrupt was imported exclusively in the winter. Meat, sausages and other things. Oil Siberia lived in concentrations. If something appeared in the sale (and was driven by the river, the railway was only built in 79 and the priority was equipment), it was purchased immediately. And to not "miss", there were duty boys. In fact, we had that jelly and bite, because there was nothing else. The delicious. A bottle of Bulgarian juice cost 1p20 - approximately as now 120, from where the patsanva has such money. Jelly is 20 copies. of stone. Because it was brought once every three years. No, there were no problems with eating – pasta, pasta and rice were always in the shops. Dried potatoes. The shrinkage. A piece of tomato. The vodka. But we wanted delicacies, but the candy was from the same opera - caramel. Chocolate, smoked sausages could only be purchased on occasion. Ice cream only in winter. Apples are only in summer. There was a shortage of storage. No one carried black caviar here - it could only be obtained by the sludge workers of the ORS. Probably their children were throwing caviar into the toilet. The fact that we ate the muxus here was mostly the squid that my father caught. And the coupons, they did not appear in 81, but in 86. There was nothing to buy for them. Yes, the vodka vouchers could be "loaded" with pasta.

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