Reminded me:
"they have interior design in the style of Masdaam cheese:)"

Uncle lives next to a building 2- or 3-storey (you won't understand) cottage. I don't know what the architect smoked, but the cottage has windows in the strangest places: on the staircase cage two on both floors, but at the level of the carpet, the loft all in the windows, somewhere the windows at the level of 1.5 floor.
The Uncle Lovely Calls the House Damn