Abroad listened to the conversation of a tourist (s) with an animator (A), not badly knowledge of Russian.
Animators walk around the hotel in the morning from a hard buck, a tourist asks him:
T: What did you note?
A: Yes, again these Russians in the club cocktails pumped.
T: Ah... I understand, the northern light (who doesn’t know, it’s vodka and champagne).
A: No, I haven’t tried it, but what is it?
T: Well, if they suggest, run away immediately.
A:...
T: Well, you know there are poems in Nekrasov "There are women in Russian forces, their grandmothers are gently called, the elephant on the move will be stopped and his hood will be torn off".
The animator rushes from poems.
T: So the Northern Light was invented to stop them.

by Yurik