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 11.04.2014
I have an innate literacy. And a good memory, especially when it comes to child offenses to teachers. When I was in second grade, one teacher wrote on the board: “Fireworks.” I corrected her nonsense. Then immediately to the cry: to say, I, the Great Pedagogue, better know. The result was a scandal and her dismissal.
In the third already another teacher corrected in my composition of the “great-grandmother” to the “great-grandmother” – you see, the “great-grandmother” does not exist. I was psychotic and brought a dictionary to school. "Here is a seal" - with a stone face stated to me. The result was a scandal and her dismissal.
I advise you!
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A great story! The young man! One question: who is your dad? Sometimes it doesn’t work in a minibar. and ;)
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