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 11.04.2014
The engineers of the USSR were valued. We could simultaneously teach engineering graphics, sopromat, biochemistry, philosophy and a foreign language. Exams and not exams. And without copying and stealing of other people’s references from the internet. Therefore, when the last engineers of the union retire, the fabulous dolby... e... diletants will remain in the production.
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10 years ago we had 2 universities in the city: 1 - technical, where all the teachers are still from the Soviet Union, 2 - humanitarian, stepping up with time. In the first hemorrhoids with new laws on education, the second - clapped "scientific degrees" employees and problems decreased.
After studying in one, an engineer, he decided to get a humanitarian education, when he went with an insider from the first diploma to reset the assessments at the department of economics of the university. He told his colleague the following:
" and Nefigasebe, they have economics engineers and bucks. More accounts than our managers"
Source: http://bash.im
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