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 07.09.2008
We were invited to a meeting last morning...
We sit down, listen to the boss... We are nine people... The boss, honestly, has already borrowed his unnecessary meetings. Typically, he gives us important instructions every morning, although everyone knows what to do... In general, we sit and listen, suddenly we hear some bumping, we look at our colleague (a young and good specialist in his field, never lost...) sitting, looking in the window (precisely not in the window and nowhere)and what bumping. With each second the bumping becomes increasingly clearer:
Every day is the same thing (the same thing every day).
The boss also kept silent and listened. And the colleague continues to speak in full enlightenment:
To go, to go to the village, to buy chickens, to take a cow in lease.
After the phrase "the cow in lease", we could no longer hold back...
Everyone was robbed, even the boss.
As strange as it is, there was no meeting this morning.
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