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 18.04.2014
There is a young lightweight creature in our contract department. She loves her white Iphone. Something is happening to him all the time. Then during the home drinking he will break the screen, then pour it with boiling water...
Yesterday I went to the office next to the house for the third time in 3 weeks - it doesn't turn on and it's all here. Repaired for beautiful eyes and a sturdy ass. They said that after another fall, contact on the pay was withdrawn.
Today she sits half a day, holding it on a charge. Then he looks at the boss and gives out - Just don't laugh loudly...I glued the charger to the phone...
We are how? O_O
It turned out that her charge began to collapse and she decided to glue it. I bought a small tube of super glue for 9 rubles. and scratched. In the evening, I put the pipe to charge. From the heating when charging, the glue melted a little, and it went into the nest...where it was evenly distributed across the surfaces and the glue stuck.
She invented the world’s first wired iPhone!
I started thinking about how to help her. Hands couldn’t break out. They were even afraid to crack the nest, and they returned it. And she took, and cut off the charging wire under the mole, only a couple of eyebrows pulled out of the device, everything else inside remained.
They brought the idols to the idols. With the help of a screwdriver, cuts and some kind of mother, a colleague forged out of the burner all foreign bodies, including glue.
The girl is happy, Aitishnik has repaired karma.
And you ask - who invented jokes about blondes :)
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