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 27.04.2014
I am a girl who works as a salesman in a 24-hour car shop.
At night, heavy rain, a guy knocks at the window:
Girl, do you have tires?
(And the tires on the ducks just brought yesterday).
How long are you?
What do you have, in size?? to
- Of course, you can take a straight sample.It will be long-cut.
I extend the roulette to him.
His eyes were rounded:
I asked about condoms.! to
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