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 01.05.2014
The Russian language.

I come somehow to school, which I have long since finished, I go to the teacher of literature.
And she told me the following story, literally a recent one (after her words):
We are now in ninth grade "Gone from Mad". And here I take a lesson and think: what would I ask them like this to put at least three - because the faces are not marked with the seal of wisdom! I invented it, I ask:
The kids! Why did Sophia prefer Silence to Chacki?
The children hung their heads side by side and thought. And suddenly on the first party, Vanetch, an angel such a curly, raises his hand:
I know!
Well tell me!
"Because Silchalin smooked Sophie in the face, and Chatzky did not think about it!
I pick up the floor of the jaw and I wonder:
Dear man, where did you get it?
In the text.
A quote, who can guess which one?
"And Moscow at the time".
I ask him:
What is "Moscow"?
And he answers me:
- And my mom so often says to me - "go to Moscow quietly, dirty".

Another pearl from the same pearl:
"A purple as it is written, through a defiant? That’s a big deal!"
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