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 03.05.2014
I work in a small TC, under the side of a ATM, in which mobile communication can be paid without interest. Well about the fact that my money ended I understood when the SMS stopped going and according to the law of wickedness - important SMS. I throw everything, I run to this ATM, fucking, the girl is standing, young, the eyes glimpse in him. I stand up behind her, wait and look at the edge of my eyes - what she is doing there, well, I hurry. On the screen, select the amount and an empty window to enter your amount. This idiot in his finger, I understand too accustomed to the iPhone. I tell her - the keyboard below, enter the amount. Okay, it comes in, it runs, again the eyes lump. I say - press the input, then complete the operation. I think for a long time, but still thumbs what I said, on the screen the inscription that said, all cool, take your card otherwise in 45 seconds the ATM will eat the card and you will have to contact the bank. It is stupid. I say to her, girl, take the map, out she rolls. By then, she had been stuck for 15 seconds, and instead of following my advice, she suddenly turned to me and began to carry some kind of ahina, like "that you are so nervous that you are rushing me, and in general that you stood up behind my back, go away, etc. And so on until the ATM has not whispered and pulled her card into itself. I have not roasted so long. This was the rose she had. When I told her through laughter that the nearest departments would not start working before Monday, it had to be seen.
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