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 09.05.2014
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My neighbors love me. A father says to his little son today: "Nikita, if you are still going to be a mother, you will get a puddle from me!"

Our neighbors lived here, my mom and my 16-year-old daughter. Then I hear a whisper behind the wall:
M: Oh you are crazy!
D: You are crazy!
Thank you very much, daughter!
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