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 10.05.2014
I saw a friend quarreled with his wife: she is crazy, cries, cries with her hands... The prostitute calmly took the phone and began to shoot. After a while, Lisa saw it and said, “What kind of shit?” “This is when I’m going to sit alone on a rainy evening and think about why I divorced you, and then I’m going to turn on the video and this one: ‘Oh no, it’s okay!’”
I’ve never seen women calm down so quickly.
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