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 16.05.2014
Home Weekends Turn off the phones (leave a message on the respondent that you are resting). Get up early so that the child still sleeps (as an option - give for the day to relatives. Take a full bath of water. Take the pre-built oil for the bath. Soak in a pleasant warmth. Relax to. and dream. Take a pre-pulled glass of juice from the washer. Remember the advertisement, smile. Relax further. After half an hour, go out and wrap yourself in a warm towel. Dry up. Makeup, hair, take care of the skin and hair. Stretch your favorite underwear, paint in it in front of the mirror. Down the hair. Remember how many greedy male looks you’ve seen lately, how many silly compliments, transparent hints and direct requests. Smile in revenge and say, “A fig to you!”". Then sit in front of the TV (computer), turn on your favorite movie and devote the whole evening to pleasant nothing.
It is class! The advice is great!! Just a bit strange to hear it from you)))
Five years in a group with 20 girls don’t go for nothing.
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