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 02.06.2014
My husband often goes on business trips for a long time. I wanted to give him something original so he’t miss it. I went to sexshop. Seller (P) two teachers of younger classes in retirement.
I: I need something small, travel, my husband as a gift.
Q: Now, unfortunately, we have few vaginoses, only two models, not very interesting, China...But there is a very large selection of penises. There is simple latex. Vibrant phalloimitators, anal, are with several modes, different colors and sizes. Here you look.
I: Yes, I have my husband as a gift.
Q: We have it in the gift packaging!

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