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 03.06.2014
The first day of the anti-smoking law. I understood the mindset. He decided to make smokers crazy. My conversation today with the shopkeeper resembled a conversation of psychics in a crazy house.
Good day. Girl, give a pack of "Lukey Strike", blue.
They are not.
What is in this price category?
“Young man, it sounds strange, but we are forbidden to say what we have. This can be seen as smoking propaganda.
Where is the tobacco window?
She was also forced to clean up.
A long pause. Look in the eyes of a friend.
What will we do with you?
- I can offer you a game: you will call cigarettes, and I will say eat or not.
Participation is free?
and Absolutely.
Let us try. "Winston "
and no.
- "Rockets"
and no.
What is "El Em"?
and no.
...
- Girl, sorry, tell me on your ear what you have. I will not tell anyone, I swear. It will be our little secret, I will even be silent on confession about it!
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