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 03.06.2014
People’s brains are heated with heat. I walk with a child (a little more than a year), I do not touch anyone, I try not to melt. A woman and her two-year-old daughter are walking on the pitch. The lady is boring. She sees us and her eyes burn maniacally.
A couple of explanations. Woman is a big guy. Very large, he is much higher than his peers and does not look at his age at all. The female goes for a walk in a diaper, because I am afraid to carry a bunch of pants with me, and we have no team yet.
So, the lady sees on the child a diaper... She includes some special, incomprehensible to me mode of giving advice to mothers of other children, who do not ask for advice.
Do you have a baby in a diaper? He asks the accuser.
"What is your dog business?" - I think of myself, but I answer loudly:
and yes.
I think the question is exhausted, but not. The lady is boring.
But that is wrong! She cries and breaks me. I bow to her and with the most confident tone I can only know:
Does this bother you? Do you want to talk about it? I take a thousand rubles per hour, we can discuss your other problems.
My aunt was in the wind.
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