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 06.06.2014
Parking near the work was surrounded by a fence and made paid.
I decided to go to work by bus, because it is unrealistic to put the car outside of this parking lot.

The first day. All normal, calmly arrived at the stop, left. I returned quietly on the bus.

The second day. He went to the stop, and the legs on the autopilot led to the parking lot where the car was standing. He felt like an idiot, turned around, left for a stop.

I think you need to be well-adjusted for traveling on the bus.

The third day. Due to production needs, I had to go by car. At the end of the day, I am going home, thoroughly configured on the bus, I go to the stop and leave on the bus. To pay for the ticket, I push my hand into my pocket and... find the keys to the car there...
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