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 13.09.2008

The bed
The first day as a waitress.

Alexandria
Yes, it’s terrible to work (

The bed
What is that?)

Alexandria
Shortly before the end of the working day falls a half drunk man with aunt in an even more drunk state. I got the menu, everything is done. In three minutes I will receive the order. A man with a cluttered tongue says, "I need 150 vodka, and the girl to fight on the sand." Noting my astonishing look adds: "Well a cocktail like this"

The bed
O_O

Alexandria
I am glad that God has not given me a natural cleverness. Second after five I realized what he meant "Sex on the beach"... x_X
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