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 08.06.2014
Fuck, they’re all clever guys.
In order for the child not to bustle, left for a minute without supervision, it is enough to remove dangerous objects from his access. Falling on a flat place, a healthy child, of course, will not break anything. You can also cook, wash and clean in the presence of a child who helps or just plays next to you. Well, finally, even a one-year-old child, with whom enough to communicate, can play a couple of minutes, which is enough to go to the toilet. I see my kids every day."
I am glad for you, really. Yesterday, my daughter (3 years old), quietly walked, stumbled in a flat place, fell, "cloned" the floor, broke her tooth! The right is cut off. She fell home, on the floor, there were no toys or anything else on the floor, the floor was not slippery, she just walked and fell. Half a meter from me. I saw it, I didn’t have time to jump. No need for bla-bla. Everything happens, even to the most caring and attentive ideal mothers, not to mention us, ordinary mortal, ordinary imperfect mothers.
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