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 11.06.2014
At night I beat my husband’s elbow into his chest, and to his indignation I answer:
I dreamed you were deceiving me.
After a while in the morning I go out to the kitchen, my husband rushed to embrace me, kiss:
I am confused:
What are you?
I also dreamed you were cheating on me.
“I’m the shit, and I hit you for that, and you...
I am glad you are really alive.
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