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 11.06.2014
Five years ago I successfully divorced, I live happily alone, I am not looking for a new marriage. Co-workers who are aware, initially proposed to marry again, but I successfully rejected this perspective, and others withdrew, except for one woman 40+ who is not tired of coming up with new arguments for my visit to the ZAGS.
A year ago, I fulfilled my childhood dream of buying a motorcycle. Happy, like a rabbit in cabbage, jumped to work to wash the shopping. Shed colleagues who drink alcohol, who are non-alcoholic, we stand and talk about various motorcycle topics. And here, like a voice from the bottom:
If you marry, do a good deed. Here you will break up, and your apartment will inherit a young beautiful woman, then it will be easier for her to find a new husband.
And a look full of sincere misunderstanding, like "and what did I say"?
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