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 12.06.2014
Today, the parents of one student called me to solve a very serious problem. For a whole year, their child sat at the computer, studied lessons poorly, earned scaliosis, gastritis and caught twins for the school year. The fault was, in their opinion, the computer. I was asked as a programming expert to help with this. The fact is that the child understands a little in the computer, but other than playing nothing wants. In front of me was the task of making it impossible to play at the computer, but to leave its other functions so that the child learns.



When I arrived, I saw the standard picture, the computer of a 13-year-old teenager, in 0 wiped WASD letters, a desk wrapped with labels. Yes, it was he, the brother of the server administrator you are playing on, a cool hacker and master of computing on the iPad.



After thinking, I found a solution that completely satisfied my parents and liked my father, who had a good understanding of computers in the past.



Here, three hours of adjustment, I did not work much and something had to learn and me, but everything works: office applications work, the printer prints on their orders, images, music, movies remain in order to open and play. I showed how to work, nothing else complicated, little has changed. Parents familiarized with the work and learned remained satisfied, although noted that some things will have to get used to.



Now a school boy with his grandmother, when he comes home he is waiting for a surprise, fresh Linux
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