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 17.06.2014
The alarm ringed in the morning. I turned it off with the thought "After five minutes I will lie down" and I fell asleep.
I dreamed of a dream as if I came from the future and said:
Well, you can still sleep in principle, because you will come to work earlier today
I wake up, I come to work, I tell a dream.
I leave the office and... "Good morning, Tatiana Sergeevna" - greetings
The guard at the entrance with the chief accountant just arrived!
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