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 22.06.2014
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Do you always put your daughter under gun music?
If not, and you do not have a mansion in 20 rooms, then the idea of a bad house is not so bad.

told a acquaintance.
The late Soviet era. The house is a former family residence, i.e. There are mainly young families with small children. Small single room apartment. A acquaintance, finally putting her minor bandits to sleep in the afternoon, gathered a food package to her relatives in a wooden package box and began, without any back-thinking, in her corridor to knit her, knocking a lot of small nails into the cover. A bell at the door, an irritated neighbor on the threshold, living on the floor above:
You don’t know who’s been there for half an hour! I cannot put a child!
Don’t be angry, it’s me, I’m sleeping.
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