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 26.06.2014
"Fonnadke" by Lennon:

by Maelinhon:
I bought dark glasses today. Seller for 40 years.
Can I help you something?
Yes, I need glasses "under Lennon"
What is?
- Well you know, they are so called - "in the style of Lennon", round, with a thin footer.
In what style...? whom?
The People Around – John Lennon! and Lennon!
Who is this...?
- O_____O
Oh god, here are they, here are they hanging.
I’m angry, girl, you’re confusing me. This is called a circle! A round look!
Quadro Facepalm

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And what, to say simply "Round glasses" religion did not allow?
I myself wear the same when I was looking, honestly said that they needed round. Answers from sellers:
Round like a bicycle, right?
How is the cat Basilio?
How about Ozzy Osbourne?
What is "Leon"? (There was a movie with Jean Reno)
How about Harry Potter? (This is a classic)
In the style of "The Blind Pew"?
And the most original – "O! The round! Like Steve Jobs!"
No one remembered Lennon.
Morality – do not fuck, but speak simply. In addition, Lennon himself wore glasses of any shape.
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