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 27.06.2014
Old and wise » kimifish 10 hours ago
The chief doctor of one village hospital told, almost, he said, the heart attack was not enough:
There was no birth department, so we sent the mother-in-law to the city, all as appropriate, on a box and with a midwife. And they managed to fall somewhere in the cove. At four o'clock in the morning, this trio is already declared four - the driver's head is bound, the midwife's hand is on the bandage and a young mom with a child.
A midwife, with a broken key, only gave advice. And this aunt, apparently under the influence of stress, gave birth herself, bound her companions, and they walked 7 kilometers in the forest at night.
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