I work as a designer at the Chinese Embassy. A couple came with a family photo (mother, father and two daughters are sitting in a flower bowl). They say, photo fire, but here the face is nowhere, you have to take from other photos. I explain that the replacement of the face operation is possible, but rarely when successful - it is useless, they are asked to change. The father - with one, the mother - with the other, with the daughters the same mute. Okay, I will replace your face, scratching your teeth. The Chinese sit, do not leave, they say that the background would change too. Okay, fucking with you, I will leave the flower, the background behind another. Now is it all? They look at me, they say, and you can change clothes.
I sent them to the studio to take a normal photo. These strange Chinese.