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 27.06.2014
Personal experience is a subjective thing. My family came to Latvia for the first time. We went to the medieval castles, she looks and says, said, here everything is like in Chernivtsi (she visited Chernivtsi many years ago and penetrated), went to Jurmala, too, says, said, everything is like in Chernivtsi, only colder. We went to look at the unique Art Nouveau - again says, said, Chernivtsi, here is exactly Chernivtsi.
I sneeze in the back of the head and carefully ask, say, and what exactly is here like in the Chernivtsi?
“Dick everything,” says the relative, “houses, trees, sunshine shines... Well, everything is pure Chernivtsi.
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