On the train market in Lviv, one patriotic grandfather almost with tears in his eyes complains to everyone around him:
On television they say we don’t have an army. If Putin attacks Ukraine, he will conquer it in three days. Holy Virgin, what to do?
The colourful Ukrainian, who sells cabbage, beets and other strategic goods, thoughtfully bites the seeds and looks somewhere far away, probably into geopolitics. Then he looks around his grandfather from his feet to his head and contemptuously notes:
“And you, sir, don’t watch our television, then maybe it won’t attack.