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 28.06.2014
of life observation.
The presence (even temporary) of a home of children and cats automatically produces paranoid habits in a person. With respect to children, this is manifested in the overwhelming instructions such as "Don’t!", "Don’t lie down!", "Be careful!" and so on, even for the most trivial reasons. Even when I was not going to say anything like that. Regarding cats... Here two stories can be illustrated)
When the cat, who was staying in my room for the night, fell asleep by night and went to the window to look in the blinds, bypassing the incomplete glass of water, my sleeping brain in two seconds came to know what the sound was. I was thrown straight into the bed because the water dropped from the window to the table on which the open note was standing. I don’t always hear a loud alarm.
Or yesterday in the courtyard, the cat jumped nearby. I found a tree and started to cut the nails. By habit, I barely glanced at him, so that the furniture did not spoil.
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