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 16.09.2008
As for volumes.) - Many drank from a glass, a bottle, a cup of tea, even

from the veil. Some drank straight from the barrel.



It was in 1984. I served in the glorious city-hero Leningrad.

At that time, every military district was engaged in the harvesting of vegetables for the winter.

by themselves. Support for agricultural workers

such a team of hop company of 5-6 people from the military unit (total

50 persons) plus compound, transport, dry baggage; loaded in goods

wagons in a hurry with folded rails and forward, - in sunny Moldova or

to Ukraine. Luckily it is shorter...)))



Place of action: lower left corner of the USSR, Bolgrad, transfer base

officers of the RPS. The summer. Taboos of cute girls, no fencing and

KPP, apricot samgon and hemp growing, achi in Peter doughnuts, and

In general, it was not life, but malina.

The earth 😉

The work was as follows: the truck approaches the platform. on him

5-6 tons of onions in nets or boxes of approximately 40 kg. We are 10 people.

The task is to put it all in the car.

The norm, as we later found out, was 2 wagons of 75 tons per day. to all.

We managed to load 10 cars... a day))) At the end of these three

For months, it was possible to hire doubles to Stallone without any problems.

by Schwarzenegger 😉



Obviously, none of us asked where those cars were going, so

The chief of this same shift quickly removed what to do and what to do.

I suppose it ended up in a darm workforce.)

But the man was just, he fed just for slaughter and every day.

He put us a bowl (10 liters) of boiled wine at lunch and a bowl after lunch.

of work. If anyone remembers such varieties as "Tamyanka", "Slavyanka", - then

the same))



At the end of the day, he was unable to find his head.

I was sad for a long time and did not grieve. 30 meters away we were driven away.

The railroad is the same wine. Put your hand in the direction

The next day, the boss jokingly said: "Drink as much as it comes in! andquot;

A feeling indescribable! You enter, you open – and it’s full! face down –

You drink, you drink, you sweat – and it’s still full!! I drank until

I had the strength to go.)

In the place of the deployment returned in the body of ZIL-131 in the form of a staff, laid

The hands of local workers. The respect that was given to them.

When nothing happened, we went out the next day.

The work, too, cannot be described: according to them, we are still

I drink it! 😉



We went back to Peter in a shopping car...)))



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