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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122521
 01.01.2016
I’m a simple person, and I have a simple life dream – to congratulate people on the New Year, every New Year’s Eve, from TV screens, on all channels, all over the world, until the end of my days.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №122520
 01.01.2016
I decided to put the app under my smartphone. I found one course, like the language is pleasant, I act according to the instructions, I download packages for development, all things. I come to the following point:

Installation of cat

This item is not mandatory, but as practice shows, the presence of a cat allows you to quick results in learning Android. The cat can be picked up on the street, taken from the shelter, bought on the ad. There will be all kinds - red, striped, black. The cat should be washed, fed and planted next to it. Your karma is growing at this time and the process of mastering the material will go faster.

I understand that this is the right course. I would probably even get married to his author :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122519
 01.01.2016
Mariya A: Dobbi is free! The owner gave the job!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122518
 01.01.2016
The man came back from the store, whispering:
I bought a box for you! The whole brain is removed!
Satisfied at least?
and no.
Why is?
You won’t believe that the counselors have been tortured.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №122517
 01.01.2016
Tell me about 7 episodes, only without spoilers.

Well, the rebels are now headed by an elderly Leia like Hillary Clinton, the assailants, where they now take everyone without a distinction, have never learned to shoot, and the grandson of Vader is a loophole Jew who wears a helmet only to look like his grandfather.

Palpatine would turn in the grave.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122516
 01.01.2016
Yes, because the dream of your whole life is to rob a male with a thick goat in the wardrobe and fight despite the screams and passing by the students of the police school. Three times a week. And you want to marry for a romance with flowers. Only the romantics with flowers and poems usually do not have a thick cock and in the courtyard it can not. Cognitive dissonance is the entire life of a woman.

You have a classic spermatozoa.
Such women exist only in your fantasy and the male with a thick cock in those fantasies are you.
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