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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107596
 01.01.2015
I went to the neighbor now. They ordered the son of Santa Claus.

In short, he gives the child a gift to read a verse.

What should I say to Santa Claus?
Vodka in the kitchen.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107595
 01.01.2015
“Oh, New Year,” I thought today, “it’s time to clean the hard and reinstall the Wind!”
Forever Aloe, Happy New Year to us! ^ ^ ^

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