So many wishes. After reading it, I remembered this...

As long as the earth still rotates, as long as the light is bright,
Lord, give to every man what he does not have.
Give a head to the wise, give a horse to the coward.
Give the happy money and don’t forget me.

As long as the earth is still rotating, O Lord, your power!
Give the righteous power to rule,
Give a rest to the generous, even before the end of the day.
Give Cain repentance and do not forget me.

I know that you know everything, I believe in your wisdom,
As a soldier believes that he lives in heaven,
As every ear believes your silent words,
How do we believe ourselves, not knowing what we do!

O my God, my green eye!
As long as the earth still rotates, and it is strange to her,
As long as she still has time and fire,
Give everyone a little and don’t forget about me.

So far, none of my quotes have come to the best, but I believe that if this comes, then my wish (very important and very secret to me) will be fulfilled, and I in turn wish to all who voted for it the fulfillment of their wishes, and most importantly, happiness in all gifts, and let no one leave offended.

P.S
If you don’t like it, please don’t have to matte me and write outlining "citations" about UG. Just put a minus.

To save Russia, you have to burn Moscow.
M.I. Kutuzov

There are three stages in a person’s life: first to get a scholarship, then to a salary, and finally to retirement.

"Putin received thanks from the president"
Are you dependent too?

I need to clean up in the room tomorrow. I just rushed into a bunch of clothes rolling on the couch and found there...a cat!

xxh: we go on the snowed plate, melt, cold. the sergeant gives the command: "building march". We step as we should, here from the sergeant comes a brilliant replica: "no strike step is heard!", and all sixty men are in choir: "top, top, top"

Hello from 2010! We wish you a happy New Year’s Night!
and Kamchatka.

I always want rum after pirate movies.

YYYY: Wow... does Roma know about it?

Aggie: A whole year of training on the headphones was not for nothing! Today, without much effort and time spent, broke up a lengthy garland with light bulbs on a rope!

Adobe Corporation on numerous requests of students created a new raster file *.psdz

Call for free psychological assistance
1 (the whisper): Allo, is it free psychological assistance?
2: Yeah and hello. I listen to you.
Q: Do you really help everyone?
2: Yes of course. What is your problem?
You understand, I am a student and I am taking the exam in psychology, you could not help me answer the question: The stages of the development of psychology, and my problem is that I have not taught anything on this subject.

I wish everyone in the new year not to lazy, but to realize their sick ambitions!! to

A: Even if I once again see the word "Baba" in my section I will send to RO together, I have warned
If you were not taught good manners in childhood, I will do it.

B is correct! So to them! I fully and fully support!! We need to fight these terrible remains of Russian black!
We, the Husses, shouldn’t speak like these Kestans, mon ami! This is how:

Famous Woman
The Women's Summer
The Yaga Woman
A woman with a car is easier than a cowboy.
Although... no, the "cobby" isn’t respectful of horses, right? So that:
A woman with a wagon is easier than a horse.

ThE_BuZz
The Russians have a wonderful tradition:
Every year, on December 31, they start repairing apple guirlandes. And every time they get 220, otherwise it’s just not!! to

Corporate is a fun thing.
Where else will you see, as a doctor geneticist with a dim but surprisingly inspired look about what he is hotly arguing with the same sisadmin)))

Previously people paid to bypass the law, now they pay to do everything according to the law.

The wedding story.
My friend, say, Andrew, was walking at a wedding with friends.
He walked well, was tired, went out into the fresh air to smoke, sat down on the bench, smoked to sweat, and when he got up, he found that the bench was recently painted, and now Andrey's pants and jacket are also painted.
The hammer immediately passed. The question arises what to do? You can’t ruin your friends’ wedding with their plummeting phenomenon. English is also bad.
He smoked more. The plan has matured: go to the nearest house, enter the first apartment - not too late - and ask for help.
He did so. In this apartment lived my mother and her 20-year-old daughter. They at first bleed out of deafness, then entered the situation and helped: the suit was cleaned, washed, dried, smoothed...
A few months later, Andrew and his daughter had a wedding.

Is it so boring?
The child did not break the morning.
– to?
The other day, the teacher called and told all the parents to go.
The masks...
And what? They are in every pharmacy.
They were all so smart! I am alone, like a fool: in a crocodile mask!

Zzz: I know how to forgive. I forgive everyone. And then I catch up and forgive again. A check in the head so that you do not suffer.

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