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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №155577
 01.01.2021
Someone thought friends were an unrenewable resource. They are like teeth - appear in their own time, and then fall out one after another. And those that remain gradually become fatty with caries. Even if you put the seal, even if you do not put it, the spoiled ones will no longer be. The new ones will not grow. And those friends that appear in adulthood are just friends. They are like implants – as if they are inside you, helping to chew food, but still foreign material. In short, take care of the strawberries.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №155576
 01.01.2021
Xxx: My mom said, “You’ll only ride a motorcycle through my body!“I can do it now, but my husband prohibits it.

Yyy: Well you already know how to solve this problem.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №155575
 01.01.2021
The most memorable New Year was seven years ago. We lived in a dormitory with dumb neighbors-alcoholic pigs. They were able to buy an apartment in a mortgage, but have not moved yet, gathered from day to day, waiting for the weekend to coincide with everyone. There was nothing in the new apartment, no furniture, no food. And in the old room everything was already assembled and packed in boxes, only the TV has not yet been cleaned. We prepared a simple dinner, almost all the dishes were cleaned, we ate on our knees without a table, we hugged, probably for the first and last time, such a family we have, we never hug. Here is the whole new year. We were happy that we moved soon, that we were given a mortgage, that we finally got rid of this communion. There has never been a better new year in my life.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155574
 01.01.2021
For someone, patriotism is a light feeling and a moral benchmark, and for someone - nothing personal, just business.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155573
 01.01.2021
Once the famous German physiologist Herman Helmholtz, walking through the park, saw a crying girl. It turns out that there was a sickle in the eye.
The scientist took out the pocket lens and began to look through it to the child’s eye.
Suddenly he noticed that in a certain position the lens rays fell through the pupil on the back wall of the eye and brightly illuminated it. Helmholtz immediately understood the importance of this phenomenon; he improved the randomly opened method and invented the eye mirror - an unchanged attribute of the modern eye doctor.
Then you say, “Tears won’t help.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №155572
 01.01.2021
Exporting a billion dollars from Russia to another country is not terrible.
Received from another country to Russia ruble - a foreign agent.
Different but...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №155571
 01.01.2021
What was the most stupid thing you believed in childhood?



When I was a preschool student, my mom told me that you couldn’t ride a motorcycle or get tattoos until your mother died.

One day in a grocery store I saw a huge cool guy. He was all in tattoos and was sitting on the loudest motorcycle in the world. The hell would take me 5 years old. I approached him and asked, “Hello, is your mother dead?“”



The guy looked at me and said, “Yes.”



I was shocked, and my mom was right.



Yyy: The man was probably terrified that some horrible child suddenly approached him and asked about his dead mother.



Zzz: I also have a story) my father bought me a Tetris, and there was a dance toy, and I asked what would happen if I lost, he said you would die. So, in these dancers, if I'm not mistaken there were 3 lives, when there was 1 life left, I turned off the tetris because I was afraid. And once accidentally lost and... did not die) And there was a story as a dad said in the train that a guy who was driving without a ticket and was taken by a conductor was thrown out of the train. When I was 5 years old, I was very distracted by the prospects of this man.

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